I wrote a card and left it in her drawer at work with a chocolate. The card had a picture of a whale saying "Whale you be my Valentine?" and a dolphin saying "Dolphinitely". I stole the joke but she won't know. I also wished her good luck because thats polite. Check out those sick art skills. I think that was the first time an animal has looked anything like it is supposed to.
On the back of the card I told her the best love story I know. Its the story about Uncle Caveman.
When I was a kid my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.I am what some people call 'a romantic'.